Last Weekend
Birthdays are great occasions to do whatever the fuck you want without having to apologize to anybody. So instead of cowering under society’s notion that promiscuity is a sin, I chose to embrace being single and free. There’s something about no respect for slutty girls. Well, I don’t need to grovel for respect through my vagina; thanks for the option though. Now that I’m a year un-wiser, I’m way past thinking I’ll get a high-five for my weekend the way guys get a slap on the back for fucking 3 girls in one night.






